Akpos has been admiring his
neighbour’s wife. The
neighbour’s wife always gives
him this seductive smile
whenever they greet each
other.
Even anytime the lady passby Akpos always look at her back side d way she shak it.
Akpos didn’t know how
to approach the lady to tell her
of his desires because she’s
married n her husband always busy at work.
So, one day the lady herself
approached Akpos alone in his
apartment and the folllowing
conversation took place :-
AKPOS: Hi.
LADY: Hi.
AKPOS: Is everything alright sexy lady?…
LADY: Yes. Just need little help
from you(Smiling seductively).
AKPOS: Wow! Anything for the
angel.
LADY: I…I…I… just don’t know
how to say this. I’ll be so
ashamed of myself if I ask and
you say no.
AKPOS: Oh my lady. God will punish me if i refused to help. you don’t
have to. I am ready to do
anything for you even if to wash ur pants.
LADY: You know, it’s been over
3 weeks since my husband
travelled to London…
AKPOS: Yes! Yes! Yessssssssssss!
LADY: And even when he’s
around, he has some…(pause
for a while) he has some
disabilities…
AKPOS: Oh poor you… You must
have been going through hell!
LADY: I know you’ll be stronger
than him…
AKPOS: Sure nah, i can even stay ontop for 2hours.
LADY: Can you help me?
AKPORS: Wow! Now this is what i hv been waiting for? Sure, I’m
ready if you are ready too.
LADY: Oh thanks goodness!
that’s why I came to you. Can
you help me goto my house and push my jeep to mechanic workshop in d next community for repaire?
*Immediately Akpos fainted*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
